Archive for Toronto

Thomas Calnan Presents: The Double Header at Comedy Bar in Toronto on the 25th June 2016

Posted in Comedy, Humour, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 25/06/2016 by patrickivan



Toronto Police Services Respond To Call To Ford Residence In Toronto…

Posted in Humour with tags , , , , , , , on 11/01/2012 by patrickivan

Ford neighbours reported seeing the Hamburgler skulking around the Ford house in Etobicoke today. The Toronto Police Services responded swiftly but reported to only find Mayor McCheese sitting on the couch watching TV.

Mayor McCheese could not be reached for comment.



Mayor McCheese made sure that no ONE stole his burgers! Not on his watch and certainly not from his McDonalds!



Thomas Calnan. Up and Coming Comedian in Toronto, Ontario.

Posted in Humour with tags , , , , , , , on 02/01/2011 by patrickivan

To start 2011, I wanted to give a little plug to a long time friend of mine who just broke into the comedy scene in Toronto. At 36, I think he’ll offer something a little unique as he is new to this, and somewhat aged…

He’s also started writing comedic, yet informative articles for

So take a look at his material. Here’s a short bit from Absolute Comedy, and a link to his article on

Thomas Calnan’s article from 5 Creepy Christmas Traditions from Around the World.

Thomas Calnan does standup at Absolute Comedy:

Enjoy and Happy New Year!